Sext:bulldoze my wetlands
Okay yeah w/e maybe I’m trying to sleep in a bathroom right now
While walking down the street in Asheville, some guy saw my Andrew Jackson Jihad patch and yelled, “YEAH, HAIL SATAN, 666, FUCK JESUS CHRIST”
DID YOU EVER HEAR OF ANYONE DOING ANYTHING WORTHWHILE WITHOUT SKIN
ALL OF THESE COMMERCIALS ARE SO INSENSITIVE
So Boxcar has five staples in her neck and a system full of sedatives. Such a lazy lady right now.
I keep wanting to call Boxcar over to snuggle with me while I watch movies but then I remember she’s still at the vet :(